LOLTribe: Who Broke Paul Byrd’s Toaster?!
I’ve sort of thought about this and it is easily my most enjoyable feature so far. If only I were actually funny..
Here is Asdrubal Cabrera throwing a ball without the aid of ground under him.

Andy Gonzalez probably doesn’t have a Dough boy belly, but this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture.

Looks like they are bullying around Shin-Soo Choo after his country’s team beat the United States.

Someone broke Paul Byrd’s toaster

I found the culprit!!!!!

The Ghost of Joba Chamberlain!

For all you arcade ski-ball fans..

Thank you and good night Jhonny.
Super Update: Byrd happy to be on a Contender
Here is a super-update of sorts.
Akron lost to Connecticut. Stephen Head picked up two more hits and Steven Wright gave up 3 in 4.1 innings.
Kinston posted a shutout and a 7 run victory. Kelvin De La Cruz, was solid, five innings just three hits. Jerad Head had a 3-run jack in support.
Another Lake County suspension…
Five Mahoning Valley Scrappers are going tot he NY-Penn League All-Star Game. While my voting for Isaias Velasquez paid off, Jeremie Tice didn’t make the team.
Velasquez, Lonnie Chisenhall, Robbie Alcombrack, Brock Simpson, and Eric Berger all made the American squad and will representing Mahoning Valley on August 19th.
Mahoning Valley did lost, but Tim Fedroff with 2-3 with a run knocked in.
Speaking of Fedroff, he signed for a $725,000 bonus, which is more than both the 3rd and 4th round picks combined. That goes to show you how much they like this kid and how he could be a much higher pick in years to come. Don’t ever say the Indians don’t spend money, this is a rarity.
They got a few days to get something done with Haley and Putnam, and they better or else they won’t have a shot at him for a few years. Haley is a high-schooler and you wanna get those guys when you can, especially high up.
Tracking Matt LaPorta
The US opened up play this morning against Korea in the Summer Olympics.. Matt LaPorta went 0-4 with a strikeout. Not cool… I’m pretty shocked, the United States lost. Jeff Stevens gave up 2 runs in the 7th inning.
While we are on the subject, don’t expect to see Matt LaPorta in the majors this year. I agree with this decision though. Keep him around Akron if they make the playoffs and just let him ride out the year. He’s had a hectic few months and I don’t think bringing him up to the big leagues is the answer. He has plenty of time to be added to the 40 man, let’s wait till next year.
Here is some good news for everyone to read though, straight from the horses mouth.
“It’s clear we’ve got to address our bullpen,” said Shapiro, whose club has the fewest saves (19) in the American League. “It’s safe to say it’s one of our highest priorities.” (Plain Dealer)
Mark Shapiro will be making it his highest priority. I just wonder who he is going to put on his list. I’m partial to guys like Will Ohman as middle relief help and someone like Brian Fuentes to close, but there really isn’t much to get excited about on the market.
Shapiro was pretty clear on why he traded Paul Byrd. It wasn’t about the return package. It was about the opportunity for others. Not to mention giving Byrd a goot shot to win something.
“This trade is about creating an opportunity for some of our players,” said Shapiro, “and giving Paul a chance to get to the postseason. It also gives us $2 million that ownership says we can allocate to next year’s team.” (Plain Dealer)
The reason there is no return on this trade is because Boston is paying the rest of his salary, so there is no reason to give up anything worthwhile. In the end I think the Indians will just say, okay thank you for that, let’s be on our way. You didn’t need to get a prospect for Paul Byrd, getting rid of him is more than enough because it gives us a chance to see Zach Jackson or get Aaron Laffey back up here.
Byrd was shocked, cancel those book signings he had scheduled.
“I was kind of ambushed,” Byrd said. “It kind of was a surprise to me and an emotional moment.” (Indians.com)
Kelly Shoppach is probably the one guy that will take the trade hard considering he was Paul’s catcher last year and they became friends. Poor Shoppach is losing all his friends with Casey being traded.
“It’s sad to see a friend go, but it’s an opportunity for him to make the playoffs,” said Shoppach, “We worked together a lot. But it’s part of the game and it will be a part of it as long as the game is played. (Plain Dealer)
The good news is Paul Byrd doesn’t really have to prepare for his first game on Friday. He’s gonna slide right in and start the opener against Toronto, the team he just threw a complete game again.
Paul is a gamer and he truly loves the organization and city that drafted him. So you can imagine putting on that Boston jersey will be tough for him. He’s played under Tito Francona before though, so I’m sure Byrd will adjust and fit in just fine.
Well there was a game last night if you didn’t know.
Asdrubal Cabrera was a big part of it.
“He’s had some good at-bats from both sides of the plate,” said Wedge, who used Jhonny Peralta at designated hitter. “He worked hard at Buffalo [after being sent down] and up here.” (Plain Dealer)
He certainly has. He has the average up and he’s looking good at the plate. He’s doing stuff he didn’t even do last year by showing bunt and threatening to add that as a part of his game.
One guy who didn’t have it for the first inning was Jeremy Sowers. But the team picked him up and while he didn’t get a win, he showed a little fight. I’m not sold on Jeremy, and don’t think I will be. He probably isn’t an answer but the Indians need to find out and find out now.
One last quote from the Byrdman, Thanks for everything Paul!
“Cleveland has been great to me. The fans have always cheered for me. When I walked off the field in my last start at home [Aug. 2], the fans gave me a standing ovation. It was very special for me.”
Whoa Nelly, How About a Tribe Win?
I don’t know if I’m on the record for this, so might as well.
If there is one guy in this system that is going to close games for the Cleveland Indians.. It will be Jensen Lewis. He has the mentality to get the job done and the live arm in the pressure situations to keep a hitter unbalanced.
With that said..
Five in a row and it feels so good.
Usual Tuesday duties so I did not get to see the first few innings, but how about Choo getting on, Marte bunting him over and Cabrera going up the middle.
That is a manufactured run my friends.
That opened up the Sizemore single and Francisco hit to bring Cabrera home. Just timely hitting when you need it most.
Ryan Garko knocked in yet another run, as did Peralta. Very quietly Asdrubal Cabrera has raised his average up to .221, which is far respectable than the .180 some one he was carrying earlier in the year.
No one had more than one RBI, which means to tell me that 1-9 thing is working well. Everyone but starting minus Shoppach had a hit, and it was just a well played offensive game.
I don’t know what Jeremy Sowers looked like but the important thing is he went into the 7th, rebounded from the two early runs. This was Jensen Lewis’ night though. Keep giving the kid some chances and he’s gonna be locking it down.. Mark IT DOWN!
Tomorrow A-Ray as he will be called goes against former Indian Jeremy Guthrie. Expect a What Could Have Been on him.. I’m gonna be getting into the Byrd stuff tomorrow as well, I think Laffey will be called up to take Byrd’s spot on Thursday. What a matchup though.. Guthrie and Reyes. Guthrie did what Reyes is trying to do with the Indians.. Change of scenary..
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LOLTribe: Kelly Shoppach Now Owns Home Plate
I realized today was Friday.. So Joe Inglett will be put on hold till tomorrow.
Here is the second edition of LOLTribe! I might have to go Bi-Weekly considering how many pictures I have for this one.
Jamey Carroll and his amazing floating bat!

Joel Skinner chose the wrong time to give the stop-sign. Damn you Joel, shoulda sent Lofton!

He’s doing it again! This time, check out how small Asdrubal is.

Rafael Perez recognizes how good Kelly Shoppach is..

Kelly Shoppach shows his dominance by writing his name behind home plate.

Jhonny Peralta, verifies.

Kevin Slowey gave up a home run to David Dellucci.. I’m sorry Slowey.

Even Loochers thinks its comical.

Asdrubal must have had some bad chicken.

If you are a fan of the Office, you understand perfectly…

Asdrubal Cabrera’s Red Bat Rebound

I’ve pointed out the new use of the Red Bat by Asdrubal Cabrera.
Well I have stats to back it up!
I’m estimating that Asdrubal Cabrera started using the red bat full-time when he hit his home run against the Tigers on July 28th..
Since that game. Cabrera has hit .290 with 2 HR, 4 RBI, 6 R, 6 BB, 8 SO.
Red Bat POWER!
Tribe Make It Five In A Row Over Rays
That was a rather entertaining game to watch.
Cliff Lee is always entertaining.
He made it interesting allowing those silly hits like Aybar’s bunt, Iwamura’s hit up the middle, the bloopers from Gabe Gross. For the most part, he was in command and getting the hitters to hit his pitch. Can’t argue with the job Clifford did tonight to get number 15.
Cliff went 7 innings, giving up the eight hits and two walks for two runs and he only struck out two. Weird night for Cliff but I thought he pitched well. He had some quick innings but then some long ones.
How Dellucci? You think he was pointing to that heckler after the Home Run? I hear that guy all the time.. He’s just as annoying as the cowbells.
But he did shut the heckler up, thank god. Maybe he can get on fire here and at least make his playing time worth it. Maybe some team will take interest if we put him on waivers.
Asdrubal Cabrera provided the other home run. He had some niffty glove-work as always. Basically saved Cliff in the 7th with that diving stop.
Jhonny Peralta got on in the 2nd and none other than Kelly Shoppach knocked him in with a double. Then after Peralta stole second and went to third on a catcher’s error, Kelly singled up the middle for another RBI. He’s just getting everything going his way right now.
Rafael Perez with the two inning save, no hits, no walks, a pair of punchouts.. Great job by Rafael tonight.
Tomorrow it is Fausto The Great against Edwin Jackson. Should be a good one.
LOLTribe: Ben Francisco’s Grady Impression and Masa’s Gift To Sal Fasano
Leading off is Masahide Kobayashi’s gift to Sal Fasano.

Next it’s Ben Francisco’s best Grady Sizemore impression. Mark Out

Grady tells Drubes to RAISE THE ROOF!

Asdrubal Cabrera’s Rikishi Impression from the other day.

He got Ichiro better a few weeks ago.

Morning Update: Sabathia takes out ad in Plain Dealer
What a kick in the gut.
Look..
I’m grateful for C.C. Sabathia and I expected nothing less from him.
Take a look at the $12,870 ad he placed in the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
You’ve touched our lives
with your kindness, love and generosity.
We are forever grateful!
It’s been a privilege and an honor!”
-CC & Amber Sabathia & Family
It just hit me like a ton of bricks….. This is it.. The final moment wasn’t when he was traded and introduced as a Milwaukee Brewer… It was the moment I read this ad. I’m sort of in shock. CC is gone and there is nothing more to it. I’m actually kind of sad. Him putting it in right now says he won’t be back, which is another story in itself.
I just.. I don’t know what to say about this.
“It was something that was in the works almost from the moment he was traded,” said Kathy Jacobson, the pitcher’s spokeswoman in San Francisco. (Plain Dealer)
I want to move on.. I didn’t expect this when I woke up this morning.. it’s just wow…. I’m a little mad about the timing of this.. But I’m still shocked by it.. Not only what he did, but just the fact that this is the exact moment that I’ve realized he isn’t coming back and he’s totally gone.
Just… More Sad News.. Travis Hafner went home to North Dakota for a family emergency. It turns out his father Terry has passed away. Just.. The news is matching weather so far.. Really Really Cruddy.
Terry Hafner used the games against the Twins to come down and see his son play in Minnesota. Condolences to the Pronk Family in this time. I feel for him. Terry was battling cancer.
Kelly Shoppach makes no bones about the way he swings the bat.
“It doesn’t do me any good to try to beat out an infield single,” he said. “I might as well get the ball in the air and see what happens. My swing’s structured with some elevation to it, anyway.” (Plain Dealer)
Shoppach will be splitting time with Victor Martinez when Martinez returns. Vic can’t do the everyday thing and you know he’ll be playing an awful lot first base. The thing isn’t simply catching though.. He had stuff done on his elbow, so it effects his swinging more than anything. He’ll get days off from the start, he prob won’t play two days in a row for awhile.
Since getting shelled in an extra-inning game against the Padres last month, Edwin Mujica has been prepared for battle.
“After that game, I put it in my mind to be ready for anything, any situation,” he said. (Plain Dealer)
With that said, Eric Wedge is going to mix and match and play every game one night at a time when it comes to his bullpen. He doesn’t have any defined roles, which makes it tougher on the guys in the pen in prepartion. But, no one wants to seem to step up so..
“We’re going to keep mixing and matching with it,” said Wedge. “Depending on where I feel we are and where I feel the guys down there are. There may be three or four guys I use to close down there. The same thing with setting up.” (Plain Dealer)
Terry Pluto was scribbling in his notebook.. I liked this from him.. It’s something I would do.
Asdrubal Cabrera is working his tail off, which has gotten Wedge’s eye.
“I tell you, this kid’s working hard,” manager Eric Wedge said of Cabrera. “He’s out there early, he’s spent a lot of time with [hitting coach] Derek [Shelton]. He’s working hard to make that positive repetition.” (Indians.com)
That’s great to see Cabs working hard.. He is a young guy and maybe now that work-ethic thing is coming around.
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